Thursday, December 13, 2012

Chuck Norris

I was browsing the internet ..... so here are my 15 favorite Chuck Norris Jokes. I know they're  stupid but.....


15.  Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

14.Chuck Norris does not say "thank you", that would imply you had the option to decline his request.

13.Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

12.Chuck Norris can tear a facebook page

11.Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

10.Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

9.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

8.Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom

7Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

6. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

5.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

4.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

3.Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

2.The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.
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1.Chuck Norris cheated on his English test............with a calculator. 




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