Thursday, December 13, 2012

Chuck Norris

I was browsing the internet ..... so here are my 15 favorite Chuck Norris Jokes. I know they're  stupid but.....

15.  Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

14.Chuck Norris does not say "thank you", that would imply you had the option to decline his request.

13.Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

12.Chuck Norris can tear a facebook page

11.Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

10.Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

9.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

8.Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom

7Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

6. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

5.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

4.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

3.Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

2.The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.
1.Chuck Norris cheated on his English test............with a calculator. 


Wednesday, May 23, 2012


         A kid on my bus officially earned the title " Most annoying person on Earth". He just sat there and said "person person hey person" and many other annoying comments. After about twenty minutes of dealing with his stupid attempt at attention I gave him the face.What is the face you ask. For the many of you that watch Jenna Marbles you know exactly what I'm talking about.The face is a technique created by Jenna Marbles as a full proof way to get people you don't want talking to you or in some cases around you to get them to stop. In my opinion the face works pretty well. His reaction was 'what what are you doing''. Yep,he stopped talking to my within one minute of the face. One important thing is that you have to commit to the face. You have to keep making the face until the person leaves you alone and stops talking to you. Enjoy!