Thursday, December 13, 2012

Chuck Norris

I was browsing the internet ..... so here are my 15 favorite Chuck Norris Jokes. I know they're  stupid but.....

15.  Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You answer the wrong phone.

14.Chuck Norris does not say "thank you", that would imply you had the option to decline his request.

13.Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

12.Chuck Norris can tear a facebook page

11.Chuck Norris beat the sun in a staring contest.

10.Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience

9.Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

8.Chuck Norris once climbed Mt. Everest in 15 minutes, 14 of which he was building a snowman at the bottom

7Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

6. Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack. His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.

5.Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

4.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.

3.Chuck Norris can squeeze orange juice out of a lemon

2.The reason the Holy Grail has never been recovered is because nobody is brave enough to ask Chuck Norris to give up his favorite coffee mug.
1.Chuck Norris cheated on his English test............with a calculator. 


Wednesday, May 23, 2012


         A kid on my bus officially earned the title " Most annoying person on Earth". He just sat there and said "person person hey person" and many other annoying comments. After about twenty minutes of dealing with his stupid attempt at attention I gave him the face.What is the face you ask. For the many of you that watch Jenna Marbles you know exactly what I'm talking about.The face is a technique created by Jenna Marbles as a full proof way to get people you don't want talking to you or in some cases around you to get them to stop. In my opinion the face works pretty well. His reaction was 'what what are you doing''. Yep,he stopped talking to my within one minute of the face. One important thing is that you have to commit to the face. You have to keep making the face until the person leaves you alone and stops talking to you. Enjoy!

Saturday, December 10, 2011

A Poem

I feel bad for the people of morrow
For they will feel only sadness and sorrow
For the people of now
Just don't know how
To care for one another
I dought they ever will so our fate will not recover

I wrote this poem about the greed and selfishness of the world today. The people who would walk by a person in need.

Saturday, July 23, 2011

Through my Eyes

                   This post is about my opinion on growing up with two parents in karate , and having a their karate school attached to our house.

                  When most people meet me and hear about my parents they normally ask me if I take karate. The answer is no. I know I have the opportunity to, but I have my reasons . I do know basic self defence, but never "karate karate" Since the karate school is literally attached to our house, it is hard to make it an event. Most people who take karate anticipate when they go, but I can casually walk though the dojo every day. In that case it makes it boring to me unlike people who go once a week. The  main instructors our my parents which makes it harder to concentrate. I might consider it one day but not now. I've been considering this post for a while now editing: multiple times because I believe many people would have interest in it. I also needed to answer the question myself because I hadn't really thought about it till now, and really understand my reasoning now.  It keeps me content at this point .

Till my next post,

Sunday, June 19, 2011


    Have you ever been talking and you have a feeling the person listening doesn't understand?

Everybody knows that can be frustrating. Mostly if it's important .Yes, it is hard to be misunderstood, but even harder to misunderstand. It can drive a person crazy. Just think your trying to tell someone something important and they have know idea what you're talking about.  They think you are talking about something totally different. In this clip it shows Abbott and Costello trying to understand each other in the famous skit Who's On First?